itsanearhatloki:

shutupmerlin:

‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.  

kikmessenger:

i fucking love the “family having fun” google search images

1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants #genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside

valedecemadperpetuam:

thepyrolizard:

SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting

dead sirius

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

notouchyme:

u didn’t even try

best-of-funny:

sermisty:

fosterthepeoplejunkster:

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

asherlockian:

pernillo:

thenocturnalcouchpotato:

fosterthepeoplejunkster:

lypo:

lypo:

got a family of 4 in my house :)X

 my husband died, just me n the kids :(X

 ”we’re not calling him dad.”

i am legitimately interested in this story

every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.

we got a couple of dalmatians

goddammit cruella not this shit again

its back

I tried to not reblog this.

X

snoozlebee:

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

• babe
• baby
• sweetie
• cutie pie
• darling
• honey

unacceptable pet names:

• boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
• cthulhu 
• sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
• Leslie
• floor
• 2% milk
• Ella Fitzgerald

i think you have these mixed up

whyarentibritish:

alizdurshoe:

bootycaller:

today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween

well quidditch just got awkward

i guess that explains why oliver wood loved quidditch so much

levindis:

realizationsofafangirl:

levindis:

realizationsofafangirl:

So if it isn’t you…

It’s probably me.

Noted. And by the way, you’re almost out of milk.

THAT WASN’T FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE