Maximus Lover

jaclcfrost:

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now

vinegod:

Best twerker ever by Twerk

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

See, you don’t even laugh at my jokes any more.

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

caraphexnelia:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

my calc teachers has this on her wall

caraphexnelia:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

my calc teachers has this on her wall

cozcat:

danielkanhai:

how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”

how many muggleborns do their holiday homework with a ball point pen

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT