You’ve just had the almost imponderable joy of stalking charlieissocoollike which makes you, like, a stalker.
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios
and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus
just
how
i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:
WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE
YOUVE CREATED A GOD
((HE’S GORGEOUS))
OMFG WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN WHAT I FEEL RIGHT KNOW
Wait. What could her ponytail possibly be holding onto? Faith?
^^^^^^ LMFAOOOOOO
LMFAOOOOOOO HE SAID FAITH
faith…. sweet lord.
Faith, nigga? *Dies slowly*
lkmjs;lkfcjasldfjks;lkadfjlaskdjf;adsljf;adslkjf;aslkdjf;aslkdjf
FAITH. *clocks out*
CRYING.
“Faith”… oh my goodness, I’m choking, I can’t
oh my god
“your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn”
Absolutely best thing I’ve read in a long time.
oh my god I’M DYING
what’s wrong with gay porn though ?
“it will burn your child’s brain”
No, I think you’re mistaken. That’s Jim’s job.
UGH! I hate it when there are articles posted between the gay porn on my dash!
Oh my god. I died of giggles. Some people are so ignorant. So. So. Ignorant. Now… where’s all that gay porn on my dash?
Oh dear lord this is fantastic
What the fuck did i just read????? xD
I’m dyingggggggggggggggggggg
i need my gay porn right now without any feelings just pure rough sex please, and yeah mom, i’m gonna be a man someday >:D
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
Dead.
OMFG
I’m dying.
#They look like sassy Dad’s dropping their child off at his/her first day of school #Benedict is being all emotional and protective because he probs tied the child’s shoe laces and swiped a tissue across it’s runny nose before patting it’s back #whereas Matt is all #GO ON YA LIL’ SCALLYWAG! #KICK THEM BULLIES ASS! #before nudging Bene gently as if #for support
you do not understand how beautiful these tags are
I love how tumblr goes through shitloads of different obsessions and they’re the only thing people reblog or post about, but when it all dies down, harry potter is still there
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
This made me more upset then anything.
